It makes me very happy that MTV the mob arrived. I love having a channel that feeds my moments of "flat encephalogram. I see a lot. I like everything except the music and the program for pregnant girls depresses me. In all its programming, full of rich kids and unhappy, tuned cars and series with actors with callused hands certainly highlights the more grungy program I have ever seen: JERSEY SHORE. Jersey Shore is like if you get to the most miserable, cheeky and Chung Men's and vice versa and get into a Big Brother and also let them go out to places as dangerous as themselves. Jersey Shore is so extreme that engages, his vision but shivers and shakes you can not stop him. Sure it's illegal. Not a Violent moments Greatest Hits of Big Brother, and young drug addicts in the parking lots of the orange blossom coast "Callejeros" not even the drunken British seals lost and making a fool on the seafront of Benidorm exceed Arena Mix fauna of this show. Jersey Shore goes further, is all that and more, all perfectly condensadito edited by evil writers and producers of MTV. DurÃsimo all but irresistible.
Here are the main ingredients of this unfortunate program I have enganchadÃsimo:
-are 4 boys and 4 girls. At first glance they are accurate. When the eye gets used are different. The kids have all muscles everywhere and have huge melons gals are always so tight, especially one called Snooki measuring one meter and thirty-two inches and has the tits to the height of the chin.
"The boys dress up as boys and vice versa Men Women. They open shirts with large collars or shirts printed with numbers and figures that just as ugly of Custo and Ed Hardy. Them dresses that show their tits and heels that are staggering.
Salen-running daily to places where people shouting, dancing on plan lean when exaggerated and drink without stopping. Surprisingly the positions they take when they are rolled with someone, do not fear set up like porn or dancing as if they burned the cock.
"All your trips always end with the same final three ends. Or stick between them, or leave him face to anyone or just whip like you've never seen someone whip. Sometimes when that curran unconscious just one of them sleep in jail. "In general
are adjacent. His topics of conversation revolve around the bad feeling between them, muscles, gordez, how good are the pibas, dust that has such uncle and important topics such as jealousy and horns.
-3 of them have scars on his head.
"I saw three men punching them stick.
- Your home is not an isolated spot as the Sierra Guadalix but in the middle of the Jersey waterfront. The house is very dirty, drink, drinks cans and sleep nose colors together.
"In general are very bad, extremely jealous and very strong physically.
"Some have a few nicknames that still do not understand: Snooki, JWOWW, DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Sweetheart, Vinnie, Angelina and" The Situation ".
knowing how the English are in vogue and which are programs for young offenders ( NINI Generation, Class of 63, Big Brother, The Crown Jewels ...) do not know what the hell are waiting or Antena3 Tele5 to buy or plagiarize this unfortunate format. Would be nice. Do so in Ibiza leaving on Street that has nothing to envy Jersey.
A reminder: Today I swallowed two episodes in a row and today I had nightmares that smelled ugly snuff and Whisky Dick. Do you dare? I repeat. If you do not want to wait you can see the absurdity in this page: http://www.mtv.es/programas/jersey-shore/
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